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You Can't Copystrike the Sun

Summary

A satirical set-piece dressed as an earnest anthem, the song deploys the aesthetic vocabulary of 1970s advertising utopia (the Hilltop Coca-Cola ad, "I'd like to teach the world to sing") to argue that culture, melody, and natural phenomena cannot be owned. The "Dee R. Em - free" verse and the chorus imagery of copyrighting rain and patenting snow make the IP critique explicit, while the song's performative sincerity — complete with children's chorus, swelling strings, and a "devastatingly pure" child soloist — holds irony and earnestness in deliberate tension. Its title is previewed in "Muscular MetaModernist" (track 2), anchoring it to the album's larger argument.

Lyrics

[VERSE 1 – bright, earnest, strummy guitar]
I’d like to share a little tune
With everyone around
A melody that drifts like wind
No owner to be found

[VERSE 2 – gentle choir joins, smiling like a marketing department]
I’d like to hum a simple line
That everybody knows
A song that lived before the laws
And every time it grows

[CHORUS – full advertising-choir sincerity, arms open on a hillside]
You can’t copystrike the sun
Or trademark every star
You can’t put fences ’round the sky
To tell us where we are

You can’t copyright the rain
Or patent falling snow
But you wanna lock music in a vault
To sell it back for more

[VERSE 3 – a single child’s voice, devastatingly pure]
I’d like to teach the world to sing without a licence key
A chorus made of breath and time
Completely Dee R. Em - free

[BRIDGE – soft key change, wholesome as freshly baked ideology]
Let’s take the locks off every mind
And open every ear
A song that wants to wander
Should be something we revere

[CHORUS – triumphantly naïve, like peace-through-beverage]
You can’t copystrike the sun
Or watermark the dawn
You can’t tell forests who can hear
The sparrows’ morning song

You can’t own culture’s spark
Or rent out wonder’s flame
And you can’t sue inspiration
Just for whispering your name

[OUTRO – gentle children’s chorus over swelling strings]
So let the music move
Wherever hearts are spun
For nobody can claim the light
You can’t copystrike the sun

Detail

The song's formal strategy is its argument: it adopts the precise aesthetic language of corporate feel-good advertising (the stage directions — "smiling like a marketing department," "wholesomely naïve, like peace-through-beverage," "triumphantly naïve" — are ironic glosses on the song's own surface sincerity) in order to smuggle a genuine claim about the commons. This makes it the album's clearest example of metamodernist oscillation in practice: the sincerity is real, and the irony is real, and neither cancels the other. The "teach the world to sing without a licence key" line directly inverts the Hilltop ad's "in perfect harmony," substituting open-culture values for brand harmony. The phrase "Dee R. Em - free" (DRM-free) grounds the song's natural-world metaphors in a specific contemporary dispute about digital rights management. No Colloquium canon terms appear in this song, though the cultural-commons argument aligns broadly with the album's concern with what can and cannot be owned, transmitted, or attributed — questions the Colloquium's framework addresses through different vocabulary.

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